Why not? It seems to the be the year of bailouts. We've begun the jolly trend of nationalizing everything, why not nationalize Christmas as well? Then next year, we can bail out 4th of July, Easter, and other holidays!
In fact, it might just happen. The Wall Street Journal just did an article today (the 11th...I'm blogging this in the middle of the night, so it was technically yesterday) titled "U.S. Says It Will Bail Out Christmas". It explains how Santa and his gift-making operations are struggling due to recent "Christmas list swaps" that didn't quite go as planned. However, he is struggling to get aid from the government unless he "goes green." In all honesty, I'm not too worried. It looks like GM is getting their bailout. It's only a matter of days before Santa gets his.
Anyway, check out the article.
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